Kish: uh but you realize that in canon
Kish: there wouldn't be porn
Zoe: that is why canon is a LIMITED ARTISTIC FORM
Zoe: AND FIC IS MOAH BETTAH.
Zoe: :D :D :D
Zoe: AND THERE SO COULD BE PORN
Zoe: BEHIND THE SCENES
Zoe: YOU DON'T KNOW
Zoe: AND IT WILL NEVER
Zoe: BE PROVEN DEFINITIVELY O
Zoe: ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!!
Zoe: or at least
Zoe: until the translations from the last chapter come out.
Zoe: and konomi tells us atobe got run over by a train or something.
Kish: oh jesus
Kish: i would die laughing forever
Kish: because if atobe died that way
Kish: you just know
Kish: the rest of hyoutei did too
Kish: leaping after him
Zoe: or in like
Zoe: shishido's case
Zoe: being pushed.
Kish: well yeah
Kish: probably atobe grabbed his jacket
Kish: "oh SHIT WHAT'RE YOU DOING"
Zoe: WRITE THIS
Kish: "a captain ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS SHIP"
Kish: "WTF HE DOESN'T PURPOSELY SINK THE SHIP WHEN HE'S DROWNING"
Zoe: ALL THIS IN THE LAST FEW SECONDS
Zoe: WTF ARE THE REST OF THEM DOING
Zoe: STANDING THEM LIKE DUMBASSES
Kish: well yeah
Kish: and then choutarou and piyo
Kish: do the noble thing
Kish: but gakuto tries to grab piyo
Kish: and ends up in a catfight with him
Kish: all the way down to the tracks
Kish: while atobe yells to kabaji "CARRY ON OUR LEGACY"
Zoe: our legacy ;aslfdkj
Zoe: i love how gakuto tries to SAVE PIYO
Zoe: that's hilarious
Kish: taki's just timing the fall
Zoe: OF COURSE
Zoe: AND THE SPEED
Zoe: OF THE TRAIN
Zoe: important factors.
Zoe: crime scene will WANT TO KNOW.
Zoe: what about
Zoe: our yuuuuushi.
Kish: he jumped after kei-chan rather quickly
Kish: last words he ever heard
Kish: "YUUSHI YOU MOTHERFUCKING MORON"
Kish: as atobe punched him in the face
Kish: and then the train ran over them
Kish: oshitari declared his love right before then
Kish: shishido was like "WTF YOU GUYS ARE AN ITEM??"
Kish: "THERE IS A TRAIN COMING AND YOU WANT TO KNOW IF WE'RE AN ITEM"
Zoe: yuushi you motherfucking moron
Kish: "WELL JEEZ YEAH I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW"
Zoe: this is as;lkfdj
Zoe: this a;sdflkj
Kish: "IN YOUR LAST MOMENTS YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT YUUSHI AND I WERE FUCKING"
Kish: "OH GOD WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!?!"
Kish: "WHAT DID YOU THINK 'AN ITEM' MEANT???"
Kish: "I DON'T KNOW HOLDING HANDS AND GIRLY SHIT LIKE THAT!!!"
Zoe: crying akd;lsjf
Kish: yuushi's like
Kish: "KEI-CHAN I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE TRAIN"
Kish: "IT'LL JUST PLOW THROUGH YOU AND HIT ME DON'T BE RETARDED"
Kish: "BUT I HAVE THE POWER OF LOOOOVE ON MY SIDE"
Kish: shishido is all "god you are SO DUMB"
Kish: and then choutarou does the same thing for him
Kish: and he starts bawling
Kish: just before the train runs them down
Zoe: GOD SLOWEST FUCKING TRAIN EVER
Zoe: THEY COULD'VE LIKE
Zoe: IN THAT TIME
Kish: yeah that's the greatest part
Kish: they sit around arguing on the tracks for like
Kish: ten minutes
Kish: the train driver keeps honking the horn
Kish: yelling out the window "GODDAMN KIDS GET OFF THE GODDAMN TRACKS!!!"
Kish: hiyoshi is all "are we committing harakiri "
Kish: "choutarou would you please slice off my head"
Kish: "HEY SHUT UP IF HE'S SLICING OFF ANYONE'S HEAD IT'S MINE"
Kish: (that was shishido btw in case that wasn't clear)
Kish: choutarou's eying the oncoming train
Kish: "shouldn't we try and get off the tracks?"
Kish: hiyoshi's all "that would not be an honorable thing to do "
Kish: meanwhile atobe and yuushi and shishido and gakuto are still bickering
Kish: mostly about who gets to be in front
Kish: when the train actually reaches them
Kish: "i am the CAPTAIN, naturally i will stand in front of you all"
Kish: piyo is ready to sob
Kish: and start the "o captain my captain" thing
Zoe: holy shit
Zoe: this is the most beautiful death ever
Kish: isn't it though
Kish: it's better than cancer
Zoe: fucking right it is
Zoe: piyo singing
Zoe: 'o captain my captain'
Zoe: is just
Zoe: are you posting this
Zoe: i basically demand
Zoe: it be posted.
Kish: okay fine
Zoe: are you prosifying a bit
Zoe: or just doing
Zoe: fuck the more i reread it
Zoe: the more piyo's destiny is so clearly
Zoe: committing seppuku
Zoe: for his stupid fucking team.