Hnnnnnnnrrrrrgh. I'd apologize for this post but my brain is non-functional right now.
YES, HOCKEY MAN ON THE RIGHT, WE KNOW YOU'D TAP DAT LEATHER-STUDDED FIERCE ASS, which by the way has a zipper over it. But do you get to? No. You know who does?
That's right. This LITERAL GQ MOTHERFUCKER right here. Looking a little dazed, are we, Tom? Pre-coital? Post-coital? Doesn't matter. Coital's in there somewhere. GAH.