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12 March 2011 @ 04:34 pm
Twindrej >_>  
Okay, so, Andrej is a horny dryad and the twins are twins. I make no promises to continue this. >______> I'm just... getting it out of my system. Yeah.

Andrej lazed on the thickest branch of his magnolia tree. A few petals from the earliest spring blooms drifted to the ground, carried by a westward breeze. He smiled and shook out his long blond hair so that he could comb his fingers through it.

He loved the spring. Of course, most dryads did: the end of winter meant leaf buds and new growth and wonderfully warm rain. But for Andrej, it also meant he and his tree could show off their beauty to best advantage. With his coaxing, the magnolia would burst into spectacular bloom. He would slink along the branches and whisper to each unfurling pink flower, breathing more vibrant color into every single one. The entire tree glowed a vivid shade, almost magenta with hints of a deeper red, thanks to his efforts.

And the magnolia returned the favor. Andrej's hair, a dull grey-brown through the winter months, now shone as golden as the sun in a cloudless sky. His eyes shared a bright green hue with the tree's leaves, and his winter-pale skin had become flushed with health and contentment.

"Just in time, too." A secretive smile tickled its way over Andrej's lips. He shifted, propping his chin on his folded arms. Spring also signaled the emergence of bees and butterflies, and the pollen they'd carry between flowers. Pollen carried messages between dryads, who rarely dared leave their trees. But more importantly, pollination just plain felt good. It soothed the magnolia's rushing spring sap and made Andrej sigh in satisfaction. He courted as many of the pollen carriers as possible with the tree's brilliant colors. His closest dryad neighbors murmured and gossipped and called him a flirt, but Andrej couldn't have cared less.

They, he'd decided long ago, were prudes.

He lolled onto his back, letting his arms hang gracefully down on either side. What a shame no other magnolias had been planted near enough for him to interact with their spirits. To pollinate, yes, but not to sate other spring urges.

Andrej glanced toward the house. From here he could just see the roof over the tops of the young shade trees around him. A sweet old couple - old by human standards - lived in the house. Andrej liked them, particularly when they brought picnic lunches out and settled under his branches, and remarked on the magnolia tree's uncommonly bright blooms.

But he couldn't take either of them as lovers. They'd long since ventured past the peak of human sexual maturity. As a nature spirit, Andrej could sense that much. Besides, they belonged to one another, and he suspected they wouldn't be as open to explorations with an attractive dryad as a younger pair of humans might. So, since they couldn't see him unless he willed them to, Andrej was pleased enough to remain a silent, invisible observer.

The magnolia's leaves rustled, alerting Andrej to the faint sounds of activity from the direction of the house. He tipped his head back to peek upside down at it. The human couple couldn't see him and wouldn't harm his tree, so Andrej didn't have to pay close attention to them. He enjoyed listening to their soft conversations, though; the humans had lived here so long that they'd almost become a part of the land. Their voices mingled with the wind and the birdsong to make a kind of natural music.

Then Andrej sat up, eyes widening. His long hair blew back in a stronger gust and he reached absently to pull it over one shoulder. He started working it into a deft braid as the unfamiliar voices spilled across the lawn that separated the house from the trees. They neared the magnolia and Andrej stirred, leaving his hair alone to climb into the lower branches.

When the speakers came into sight, a slow grin spread across Andrej's face like a sunrise. The sap of his tree and the sap that served as his blood both started to race. Not just one young, attractive human, but two.

"If it's so terrible, why don't you write the lyrics this time?" His tight jeans and snug little t-shirt accentuated the long, lean figure of the first of the pair, who'd just nudged the second with an elbow. Andrej looked him over shamelessly "Go ahead," said the first human archly. "Let's hear it."

The second shook his head quickly. "I've already got the hardest job. I'm not doing your work too." This one wore looser clothing, Andrej noted, but those bare arms suggested a certain similarity of form with the first. They suggested, in fact, exactly the kind of slim figure Andrej had always dreamed of in the spring. Andrej licked his lips.

"Asshole." The first reached up and brushed his fingertips across a few of the magnolia's leaves. Andrej shivered deliciously.

Dryads didn't have siblings, per se. But as he crouched down to scrutinize both faces, Andrej noted the striking resemblance. They'd come from the same litter, then. Andrej had witnessed enough squirrel, fox, and rabbit reproduction to know how it worked. A good litter, he thought approvingly. They shared the same high cheekbones, perfect noses, and clear, tree-brown eyes.

He'd already decided to seduce at least one of them. His ears perked up, metaphorically, when the second one murmured, "I know how we can get you inspired again." That one tried to snake a long arm around the first, who danced out of the way.

"To-om, come on." The first shot the second a coy look. He backed toward the tree trunk as the second prowled toward him. "We said not at Oma and Opa's."

"We're not in the house," the second - Tom? - countered. Andrej leaned down further, eyes riveted to the scene below. Tom pressed his unresisting companion against the tree, hands on the other's narrow hips. Andrej's keen eyes made out the way thumbs dipped under the hem of the t-shirt, stroking smooth skin. Privately Andrej changed his plans: these humans came as a convenient set. Why not take them that way?

"Semantics," the other said, and laughed. He turned his head away so the kiss landed on his cheek instead of his lips. "They'll see." His arms stole up around Tom's neck anyway.

"We're out of sight. Come on, Billi, who's going to care?" Tom asked. Andrej could see him grinning. "The tree?"

"No," Andrej put in brightly. "Not at all."

Identical shocked faces swung up to stare at him.

"Hello," said Andrej, grinning sweetly down at them.
Talya Firedancer: andrej: sultryfyredancer on March 12th, 2011 11:02 pm (UTC)
Well. *less disgruntled after reading*

when the gales of November come early: squeebly [Bill]kishmet on March 12th, 2011 11:14 pm (UTC)
You may have to make better threats than that! I talk to Lena like every day, so... I'm used to the whining. :P
Talya Firedancer: andrej: fucking fiercefyredancer on March 12th, 2011 11:16 pm (UTC)
when the gales of November come early: surprised! left look [Andrej]kishmet on March 12th, 2011 11:28 pm (UTC)
Talya Firedancer: gaga: be a queenfyredancer on March 12th, 2011 11:39 pm (UTC)

when the gales of November come early: oh no you didn't [Bill]kishmet on March 12th, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)

Talya Firedancer: tokio hotel: bill headsmackfyredancer on March 12th, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
Hehe and the next chapter is going to be so fucking good, too. >:D
when the gales of November come early: signs [Twins]kishmet on March 13th, 2011 12:54 am (UTC)
Hell yeah it is! Do want! *paws pathetically at you*
Talya Firedancerfyredancer on March 13th, 2011 12:55 am (UTC)
*waits for an FQF submission in the inbox*
PseudoBlu: C is for...pseudoblu on March 13th, 2011 01:29 am (UTC)
Talya Firedancer: tokio hotel: twins raspberriesfyredancer on March 12th, 2011 11:12 pm (UTC)
This is good. TOO GOOD. *eyes you*
when the gales of November come early: :Pkishmet on March 12th, 2011 11:15 pm (UTC)
*icons back*
Lover of Life, Singer of Songs: Andrej looking angelictearose99 on March 12th, 2011 11:33 pm (UTC)
LOVE this! More please :)
when the gales of November come early: little smile [Andrej]kishmet on March 12th, 2011 11:54 pm (UTC)
Ooh, the gorgeousness of your icon may have convinced me. *_*
Lover of Life, Singer of Songs: Andrej without a shirttearose99 on March 13th, 2011 01:01 am (UTC)
I have lots of Andrej icons to bribe you with :)
Die Kleine Hexe: Andrej: Champagne Darlin'hexenhasel on March 13th, 2011 12:13 am (UTC)
Oh surely there is MORE in your system to get out of than just THIS...*prods, pokes and tickles*

I think you'd better follow up on this or else Tay may start playing very dirty (though it looks like she's already started XD )

Andrej as a dryad...how appropriate <3
when the gales of November come early: butterfly in teeth [Andrej]kishmet on March 13th, 2011 12:51 am (UTC)
*squeaks!* No fair, I'm ticklish! You and Tay are both playing dirty. :P

Gotta be honest, there's more Twindrej in my system than I'd ever know what to do with. Twins as models. Andrej as a singer. Twins as aliens! Andrej as an alien! All three of them as aliens! What should I do with it all?!
Poor Medea: Andrej Daydreampoor_medea on March 13th, 2011 08:34 am (UTC)
...write it?
Leahflowerkind on March 13th, 2011 03:12 am (UTC)
dryad!Andrej *-* I can't even form words eeeeee *flails*

*seconding everybody else's requests for more*
vanillalatte88vanillalatte88 on March 13th, 2011 06:48 am (UTC)
pweeeeze? *puppy eyes*

This is too good not to have lots more of it. :) Twins/Andrej sex in the spring under a tree.


And OMG Tay threatens to withold chef fic! I agree with that whole NOT COOL thing going on there. ;)

I look forward to BOTH!

But yeah, definitely more of this. Soon I hope. Everybody's horny. *refreshes page and waits*

*iz waiting*
Poor Medeapoor_medea on March 13th, 2011 08:04 am (UTC)
If I beg shamelessly, will you continue this?

I ADORE Andrej as a tree spirit, and a Magnolia is particularly fitting. I can just picture him lounging among the blossoms, with his gorgeous halo of blond hair. It's a beautiful mental image.

And, of course, I want to know what the twins do with him now they've met him!
Hollyhollybennett123 on March 13th, 2011 10:55 am (UTC)
Joining in the chorus of shameless begging for this to be continued. Please? Pretty please?

TV's Randy Harrison: Andrej + Butterfly = OTPmcpofife on March 14th, 2011 08:16 am (UTC)
adorbs. I love<3333