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16 May 2011 @ 09:49 pm
Twinspam: Twins Looking Like A Couple Edition!

I was poking through one of the old folders on my external hard drive, and it was actually harder to find pics of the twins not looking like a couple. So here's a metric effton of them! Some of them might be huge, but it's better to have the Kaulitz Twins in HQ, right?

Let's start off with a few concert pics. As we all know, Bill enjoys sidling up to Tom, serenading him and basically invading his personal bubble in every possible way. And Tom... he enjoys making orgasm faces at Bill, when he's not giving Bill the cutest grins ever.

On the verge of either an orgasm face or a grin.

Orgasm face.

Double orgasm face.

Grins. They lead to orgasm faces later.

In die Nacht. I think this requires no further explanation, considering my previous posts on the subject. >_>;;

Oh no, someone slapped a huge watermark right in the middle of the stage! It's okay. The twins aren't noticing anybody but each other.

So cute that the photo is actually titled 'dawwwwwww.jpg.'

They love back-to-back action.

A lot.

Bill also loves leaning on Tom's shoulder. Tom seems to like it pretty well too.

Not just onstage, either.

Pretty much anywhere, anywhen.

They also like it when Bill... kneels in front of Tom... Oh, sure. I do that with my siblings all the time*.

*Disclaimer: No I don't.

I guess the onstage twin lovin' could be a heat-of-the-moment thing. I mean, who wouldn't get excited, playing music with someone as attractive as Bill and/or Tom Kaulitz? Offstage, they're surely less... couply...




...hm, well, it's their birthday in this one, so that could explain-


Apparently not.

Bill: We look like a couple, you say?

Tom: Funny you should mention that...

Both: Lol.

For some reason, they look like President and First Lady here.

Power couple, no? In the Mafia, maybe...

I think this is the first photo that made my mother think they were a couple. She thought it was some rapper and his girlfriend. (I think she specifically thought Tom was Eminem, which just proves she'd never seen Tom or Eminem before.)

Just chillin' on a couch. Who cares if our legs are touching? We're twins, okay?!

Twins who like sticking fingers through each other's belt loops, ifyouknowwhatImean.

"Look, Tomi, the Gs threw us a surprise engagement party!"

SO. SWEET. I can pretend they're gonna kiss in a minute.

This is one of my favorite THTV episodes ever.

For obvious reasons.

A couple more gifs of, ahem, brotherly behavior...

Ahh, brotherly love. Clearly involves sneaking a peek at your twin's pretty arse.

"Pssst, Tom, let's go make out somewhere. The fans are too drunk to notice."

...no, but seriously, they were more touchy-feely than usual at that fanparty. And now for a bit of comic relief in the form of some macros:


But don't worry, Bill has his turn too...

I need these lines used in fic somewhere. "Tom made sweet thuggin' love to Bill, all night long." "Bill gave Tom some passionate androgynous lovin' backstage."

Yet not entirely unexpected!

I also found a folder full of Bill crotch and ass shots. That may be inappropriate for a picspam, though. Not as inappropriate as the other other folder I found
Talya Firedancer: tokio hotel: twins power couplefyredancer on May 17th, 2011 03:06 am (UTC)
I like the other other folder. :D

...yes, I think you made your case very convincingly here. VERRRRRRRY convincingly. :P
steinsgrrl on May 17th, 2011 03:33 am (UTC)
I'm not convinced. I think the other folder needs to be revealed as definitive proof. >_>
darcyundrockroll on May 17th, 2011 03:40 am (UTC)
this was heaven sent, since i just lost my entire th pics folder ._. ty ty ty
腐女: warningunderinfluencefurzry on May 17th, 2011 04:22 am (UTC)
One of the greatest picspams evur Kishmet. EVUR. I love the looks Bill is always giving to Tom. And that is also one of my all-time favorite episodes of THTV as well.

I want to see the other other folder ;D you should take a screenshot of the thumbnails within so that we can squint at them all and pester you in to subbing a few.

Actually, there is 1 photo of Tom that looks remarkably like Eminem. I did a double take when I first saw it and still find myself studying the differences whenever I find myself scrolling past it in my TH folder. Its really creepy!
And kudos to your mom for the sexy yet unintentional prompt.
oblivious_niaoblivious_nia on May 17th, 2011 04:24 am (UTC)
*rolls around in your twinny goodness*

Omg, I needed that. I have most of these, but I accidentally deleted a few while cleaning out my th-pic folder, so thank yoooouuu! *_*

So...about that other folder >:D
lizz_66lizz_66 on May 17th, 2011 04:56 am (UTC)
Possibly the only time in my life that I have laughed at 6am!

So much twin love ♥ Best pic spam ever (unless of course the inappropriate folder surfaces)!

Edited at 2011-05-17 04:57 am (UTC)
titacats: laughing twinstitacats on May 17th, 2011 05:25 am (UTC)
Still loling over the "rapper and his girlfriend".

Also the last one, happens ALL the time, you'd think they'd get used to it.
lilliephoenix: (TH) TWINS <japan>lilliephoenix on May 17th, 2011 05:49 am (UTC)
thuggin love to the feathered one!!!

oh, the lulz!

thanks for posting!

Andiempath_eia on May 17th, 2011 06:34 am (UTC)
Well, that was really, really fun. >_>
Poor Medeapoor_medea on May 17th, 2011 07:32 am (UTC)
This is the best kind of post to wake up to! They're such a couple, I don't know why anyone would bother denying it.

Also...a crotch shots folder, you say?
Fatima-Alegra: Kaulitzfatima_alegra on May 17th, 2011 07:54 am (UTC)
That was really lovely picspam <3
TV's Randy Harrison: Tom's Girlfriend - Maldivesmcpofife on May 17th, 2011 08:19 am (UTC)
Tom loves Bill especially much at that one Kerner interview w/the stripey jacket. My theory is because Bill has matched his stripey shoes to his stripey jacket and Tom is overflowing with approval.

A+ picspam
winry_thwinry on May 17th, 2011 09:22 am (UTC)
Your comments are the best XD
L: Kaulitz Twins: ♥elizabeth21r on May 17th, 2011 11:32 am (UTC)
I love you. The end.

twins are def married, yes yes ._. <3333
Hollyhollybennett123 on May 17th, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
OMG so much love! Also, I feel crotch shots are never inappropriate :D

To add to the overwhelming twin love, just gonna share this as the adorable finger stroking never fails to make me smile/laugh/giggle/whimper/wibble

nupmetal: Lightnupmetal on May 17th, 2011 07:19 pm (UTC)
This is the best love story EVAR. Twins are such a married, perfect couple. They just kill me. ILOVEIT

Passionate Androgynous Love... perfect line is freaking ihofifhowifik *___*

Thaaaanks for shared your folder. Now, the other, and the other other sounds very interesting... ;)
Morgan RoAnn: B - norcalnoise on May 18th, 2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
So much twin cuteness, such a fabulous reminder of why I stay here when allllll else fails

Eloise-Jennifer aka JAK: Twins: THISrainbowcolored7 on May 19th, 2011 07:38 am (UTC)
Haha such the most perfect spam of them being couply ever. <3

Ahh, brotherly love. Clearly involves sneaking a peek at your twin's pretty arse. - As well as shoving your ass into your twin's crotch. ;)
A lot too hot  (≧∇≦)kraulitz on May 20th, 2011 03:09 am (UTC)
Whoa *_____*
Chiara Esenia: together foreverchiara_esenia on May 20th, 2011 05:32 am (UTC)
oh, this is too cute. *_____*

just married.

they only have eyes for each other.

Ex-fan: Fuck Me Tomibillistmeinherz on June 16th, 2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
So True...
Back in late 07 before I had any idea who Tokio Hotel even was, I came across a magazine article suggesting that fans of Paramore check TH out. So I waddled over to the computer and instantly within putting in the words 'tokio hotel' into the search bar.... BAM!

I am hit with images and images of the twins posing for photoshoots and concerts etc. Then I'm looking closer (not knowing that Bill and Tom were twins yet) and I'm thinking 'Is the feathered one* a boy? It looks like a boy" and "Is this wannabe thug white boy having a thing with the makeup boy?"
*I love you for that term. Think I'm going to start using it now

So then I find out Bill and Tom are twins and I'm like "WTF?!?!?" they so give off the couple vibe. I have an older brother and I never NEVER kneel down on my knees in front of him, hook my fingers in his beltloops, touch his knee, lean over practically falling into his lap. It's weird man. Weird stuff.

The logical side of my brain tells me that twincest is not possible, that's it's simply something the fans made up. But then I remember back to my first impression and when you look at the pictures, the interviews, the written interviews, radio interviews, the list goes on and on. The twins are doing some major hardcore fanservice

Although I think we (the fans) might have scared them off a bit. Bill and Tom have not really gotten close next to each other in a while... wait but that's a lie as well. Japan was full of goodies