Some of them are ridiculously obvious. Some of them are, er, kind of cryptic, I guess. Some of them are applicable to more than one person; some can only be applicable to one. If you're not on here, that's because I might want to do this in the next round of this meme, and I need people to do them for. XD I don't think any of them are paranoia-inspiring, though, so just read and, hopefully, enjoy.
Oh, the things that I do when I'm tired and sick.